Free loser humiliating tasks

I have so many bitches doing shit for me I run out of things to give them to do LOL.

Here's a list of humiliating things you can do for me tonight because I want to be entertained

1. Boil ramen noodles on your head.

2. Smear lipstick on, if you don't have any, marker.

3. Put on a Britney Spears concert. Dance bitch.

4. Spill water on the floor. Stop, DROP, roll. Mop up the water on the floor like a fish hahahahahaha

5. Sharpies are so fun to color with! Draw a photo of me, notice how they're oddly circular..... Yeah, you know what to do now bitch.

6. Pour hot wax on your itty bitty and attempt to rub one out for your bratty Goddess. Aw, what? Can't jerk it anymore, perverted freak?

7. Last but not least, Go here. Spoil ME